The Baseless Self-Serving Statement (BScubed) "Epitome" Award goes to...

the District of Columbia.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26577558/dc-councilman-leads-hearing-on-report-regarding-relisha-rudd-case

"Top D.C. officials defended the findings of a report on 8-year-old Relisha Rudd in a somewhat contentious council hearing on Friday.

The report found the District could not have prevented the girl's disappearance."

You can look at this two ways: 

1 - either it's the epitome of a Baseless Self-Serving Statement (BScubed)

or

2 - there's great truth in that statement--the most inept, poorly run government in the world couldn't have done anything to prevent Relisha Rudd's disappearance.

either way, it's the epitome of a Baseless Self-Serving Statement (BScubed).

Congratulations, District of Columbia. The Baseless Self-Serving Statement (BScubed) Epitome Award is yours.